Interns Wanted: Earn College Credit*

School is in session and the Jaded needs some help

Ski Journalism: The Truth is out there somewhere. Now let's go to the bar. PHOTO: MIKE WELCH

Jaded Local seeks avy II-certified college students to work closely with Renowned Ski Journalist. Race experience a plus. No daddy issues. Copenhagen habit OK.

Applicants must be willing to travel, be prepared to take notes at all times, collect all bar receipts and submit expense reports, get my ticket voucher from the people in marketing, carry a ghetto blaster to play Europe’s “The Final Countdown” every time I walk into a room, make breakfast with bacon, and handle any and all law enforcement officers and representatives of anything vaguely official or complicated, including my editors.

Ideal candidate would have a very supportive father who is a powerful attorney, the ability to obey orders in the midst of chaos, and a keen sense of direction…

…Near-genius level intelligence and excellent problem-solving ability, speak French, Japanese, and Canadian fluently, be comfortable with nudity in an alpine setting, be able to ice-climb up to grade 3 and free-solo 5.8 over exposure, enjoy malamutes, smell good, own a firearm, possess an EMT/WFR certification, have stowed away on a pirate ship, sparkle with a child-like wonder, be able to find the sweetest, deepest line and let me ski it first, be familiar with the complete works of Shakespeare and H.S. Thompson, be willing to monoski if necessary (it often is), know open ocean navigation, be able to forage for nuts and berries.

Must own 4×4 vehicle and snowmobile, beacon, and shovel. Touring skis, vintage outerwear and one (1) pair of next year’s goggles can be checked out for the season with a credit card deposit on file. Applicants will release The Jaded Local from any and all liability for the following, including but not limited to: injury, death, bad tattoos, pregnancy, long-term psychological issues, and any and all ill effects at all resulting from, proximate to, or involving The Internship. Applicants and accepted interns will not disclose any and all information relevant to, stemming from, or in even the most trivial and tangential relationship to the Internship, The Jaded Local, Powder Magazine, Grind Media, Source Interlink Corp., or about that one time in the hot tub.

Contact Mike Rogge at Powder Magazine for an application now!

*Actually, they just told me no on that one. But you will gain valuable Life Experience.

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  • Jessy Earle

    I have everything but the WFR…did I mention I do amazing things with bacon.

  • Michael Haeder

    Do the interns get a glock?

  • Martha S. Bibb

    Is there age or Sex discrimination? F, dob 1945

  • Jaded

    No glocks. But you can have an ice axe if you set the booter.

    And Martha, the internship does not discriminate on the basis of age, creed, color, orientation, or really anything at all except the bacon part if you’re kosher. And I suspect that I should be interning with you instead of the other way around.

  • Thomas Mehall

    DO the interns have to share the glock? And can I get a sweatsuit too?

  • http://www.aholtphoto.com Austin

    Now that the Jaded is taking on interns he’s one step closer to The Man. Does this mean a new chapter in the Jaded saga?

  • tat

    i just want to know how i can hang out with the legend jaded local more? i’d love to be his intern, except he would have to move to jackson? i really think he might fit in quite well although!!!! we love the his s#!t here in the hole!

  • tat

    i just want to know how i can hang out with the legend jaded local more? i’d love to be his intern, except he would have to move to jackson? i really think he might fit in quite well although! we love the his s#!t here in the hole!

  • skibumn4eva

    wonhundred.

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